Resuming Spectator Sports with Safety and Dignity

My 24-year-old son has come up with a fabulous idea to resume spectator sports in our country. Before having your ticket scanned, every ticket holder has to submit to a rectal temperature reading. Every fan has to drop their pants and underwear, bend over and spread ’em, while an attendant takes your temperature. Men can get an optional prostate exam at same time by a board-certified urologist. Everybody in line gets to watch the process, optionally of course. If your temperature is within the normal range, you get your ticket scanned and proceed to the metal detector. And they say youth is wasted on the young.–The Artful Dilettante

1 thought on “Resuming Spectator Sports with Safety and Dignity

  1. Zachary May have a unique idea……maybe for SOME people! Extra pay for the temperature takers.

    Chloe Trasky

    On Thu, May 7, 2020 at 8:18 PM THE ARTFUL DILETTANTE wrote:

    > theartfuldilettante posted: “My 24-year-old son came up with a fabulous > idea to resume spectator sports in our country. Before having your ticket > scanned, every ticket holder has to submit to a rectal temperature reading. > Every fan has to drop their pants and underwear, bend over and” >

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