The Wall Street Journal last week ran a column headlined, “The Congressional Pension Racket.” That got me thinking about how Congressional pensions aren’t such a big grift around here, because none of our Congressional hacks ever retire.
Why should they? The entire six-state region is 100 percent gerrymandered – 21 seats, 21 Democrats, even though about 40 percent of the New England electorate voted for Donald Trump in 2024.
That’s why the Democrats are so mad about the gerrymandering this year. They’ve already gerrymandered everywhere they could, in spades. Their gerrymandering is a mature industry. The Republicans had a lot of ground to make up, and now they have.
As for the Congressional pension racket, it’s tough to come up with the actual numbers. The feds don’t have to easy-to-access website, like we do for tracking our greed-crazed hacks here in Massachusetts.
But after doing some checking, it’s clear that our shiftless, corrupt local hacks are stuffing their pockets with a lot more cash than almost all of the Congressional layabouts.
The info in the WSJ column came from the National Taxpayers Union Foundation (NTFU), and some of it is outrageous.
For instance, Dementia Joe Biden, the worst president in US history. After a lifetime at the public trough, he now collects $413,000 a year.
More than the president makes – if Trump were taking a salary, that is.
I called the NTUF and asked them to run some local hack numbers for me. As I said, though, the numbers are vague, and there aren’t that many. You see, here in New England, as Thomas Jefferson said of the federal bureaucracy, vacancies by death are few, and by resignation never.
Sen. Jeanne Shaheen is retiring at the end of the year after two terms. The NTUF says she should be getting $50,610 a year.
One of those running to replace her is the guy she beat back in 2014, John Sununu. He’s still only 61, but when he turns 62, he’d be eligible to grab $32,515 a year. A call to his Senate campaign about his pension plans was not returned.
Then there’s ex-Rep. Barney Frank. He announced way back when that he wouldn’t take a hack pension. Was he telling the truth? Hot Bottom’s heart throb was not available for comment from hospice.
Nikki Tsongas was a Congresswoman in Massachusetts for a few forgettable terms. At age 80 she’s out now, and the NTUF estimates her annual take at $33,218. She’s also the widow of ex-Sen. Paul Tsongas – another kiss in the mail, for which we do not have the numbers.
Tsongas succeeded Marty Meehan, who seen his opportunities and took ‘em, parachuting into the ZooMass hackerama with a salary last year of $889,453.66, behind which comes the 80 percent pension.
But wait, there’s more. Marty is 69, and according to Congressional pension rules, since turning 62 he’s been eligible to collect even more public money — between $39,000 and $41,000 a year.
These are decent if not exorbitant pensions, especially when consider that it’s only undoubtedly only one of several stipends most of these tax-fattened hyenas are grabbing.
But it’s still short money compared to what Massachusetts hacks are making on the back nine.
Just to cite one example, there’s Cong. Bill Keating. Before he was elected to Congress, he was the district attorney of Norfolk County.
His predecessor, both as DA and as Congressman, was Bill Delahunt. After getting elected to Congress, in a very Joe Biden-like election, if you get my drift, Delahunt then connived himself a deal at the State House to shift the pension status of all DA’s into Group 4 – cops.
That means full retirement benefits available at age 55, 10 years earlier. Guess how old Delahunt was when he was first elected to Congress.
Suddenly Delahunt was eligible for a full-boat state pension – in addition to his full Congressional salary, on which he hardly paid any federal income tax because his legal domicile was more than 50 miles from D.C.
After 83 glorious years of uninterrupted slurping at the trough, Delahunt died in 2024. In addition to his Congressional pension, he’d been double-dipping with a state pension of $64,003 a year.
But his double successor Bill “the Invisible Man” Keating is the one who’s really stuffed his pockets full under the Delahunt dispensation.
Keating, who doesn’t even go to the bathroom without a hall pass from either Nancy Pelosi or Hakeem Jeffries, pockets $174,000 a year as a rubber-stamp Democrat Congressman.
And he now collects both his full Congressional salary of $174,000 – again, minus most federal income taxes – and a state pension from Massachusetts that is now up to $116,269 a year.
This is Keating’s 16th year double-dipping. Just from the state pension alone, he’s stuffed his pockets with $1.7 million.
A very long time ago, Keating was his own man. He was in the state Senate, and he actually ran for the presidency of the body against Billy Bulger. This was back in the day when Billy’s serial-killing brother Whitey was still around, so it took some stones to go head-to-head with the Corrupt Midget.
Keating could have allowed himself to be bought off a state judgeship. But he hung in for the big bucks, and it’s worked out for him more than somewhat. Cueball Keating is laughing all the way to the bank.
For the record, Billy Bulger crushed him in that fight for the presidency of the state Senate.
But who really won? In hack terms, only one thing counts – the money, the kiss in the mail for doing nothing.
So here are the final results:
Billy Bulger, pension of $274,539 a year. Since 2004, he’s collected almost $5 million — $200,000 a year until 2020, when his wife died, after which he started grabbing the extra $75K.
Bill Keating: $174,000 Congressional salary and $116,269 a year pension. There’s a saying:
Pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered. That old saw obviously doesn’t apply in the hackerama, but here’s one that does.
Two kisses in the mail is better than one kiss in the mail.
This is why I say, don’t worry about the Congressional pension racket. The real scandal is the Double-Dip Pension Racket.
It’s one thing for all these hacks to be feeding at the trough. But why do they have lick the plate?
Howie Carr


