Let’s start with the headlines for this Halloween weekend.
“In our top story, Anthony Fauci has announced that the CDC, in a joint project with DHS, CIA, NSA, LSD, PCP, and other three-letter agencies, will be sending ghouls, goblins, witches, zombies, orcs, and other unpleasant creatures door-to-door to vax people…
“The CDC has also announced that it will be providing apples with vaccine needles in them to pro-vaccine activists who wish to trick neighborhood children into accidentally injecting themselves with experimental gene therapy. It’s the night of the living vaxxed, folks! Legions of brainwashed undead are roaming around shrieking ‘must eat unvaxxed brains!’ So stock up on silver bullets and wooden stakes or whatever it is that works best against these monsters according to the latest peer-reviewed double-blind studies financed by Pfizer, Moderna, and the Anthony and Melinda Fauci Bat Coronavirus Gain of Function Foundation. As the saying goes, trust the Psy-ops! I mean, the Science!”
Fast forward to the YouTube-friendly portion of the show:
HEY VACCINE SKEPTICS! BETTER LOCK YOURSELVES IN YOUR HOMES AND BAR THE DOORS! THE VACCINE ZOMBIES ARE COMING TO EAT YOUR BRAINS! AND ONE OF THE SCARIEST VACCINE ZOMBIES IS THIS MONSTER HERE WHO VAGUELY RESEMBLES THE DECOMPOSING CORPSE OF…NOAM CHOMSKy? WAIT A MINUTE, THAT IS NOAM CHOMSKY! I USED TO FRIGHTEN PEOPLE WITH MY DICK CHENEY MASK…WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED THAT NOAM CHOMSKY WOULD BECOME ALMOST EQUALLY MONSTROUS?