Halloween is more than just a great opportunity to score Snickers bars from your kids’ baskets. It’s also the chance to deck out your lawn in a way that strikes terror into the hearts of any liberal who walks by!

Here are 10 decorations you can put up to scare the living daylights out of your liberal neighbors:

1. Clarence Thomas inflatable: Simply plug him in and enjoy the shrieks of horror.

2. Biology textbook: Opened to the chapter that covers human genders… terrifying.

3. Graph showing minimal impact of climate change: Noooo!

4. Giant U.S. Constitution: With a spotlight on the Bill of Rights.

5. An in-person voting booth: Run for your lives, liberals!

6. Crazed serial killer with a chainsaw: Not because they’re liberal, he’s just really scary.

7. A Don-0′-lantern: Nobody thought he could look even more orange.

8. A skeleton wearing a Sophie Cunningham jersey: Is it pointing straight at you?

9. The Ten Commandments: The terror of liberal terrors.

10. A Bible: No… no… ANYTHING BUT THAT.

Babylon Bee